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So randomly on the net at work looking for stuff to entertain me I ran across this joke from the staff at Google. Here's what you do...

1.) go to google and type "find chuck norris"
2.) click "i'm feeling lucky"
3.) hopefully u proceed to laugh.

Still at work seeking more laughs and now with Chuck Norris on my mind (pause). Here's what else I found.

Most Popular Chuck Norris facts

-If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.

-There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.

-Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.

-Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.

-Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

-Chuck Norris is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.

-Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.

-Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.

-Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

-Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.

-Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.

-There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.


Hopefully a smile or two maybe even a laugh. It worked for me.

-The Sheriff